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Thursday, 28 June 2012

Jokes 2011/2012

Wilderness Expedition 2011
Why are igloos round?
So that puffles can’t hide in the corners!
What can jump higher than a mountain?
Everything because mountains can’t jump!
What’s black and white…and black and white…and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
Which is the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do scared pebbles want the most?
To become a little boulder!
How do you get out of the Forest?
Make like a tree and leaf!
What did the mountain climber name their puffle?
Cliff!
What books do climbers like best?
Cliff-hangers!
Puffle Party 2011
What do you call a puffle in the desert?
Lost!
What is the coldest part of the Antarctic?
A penguins flippers!
How do puffles like their dinner?
O Berry well!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate?
Truffles!
What do you call a puffle with a cold?
A snuffle!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
Why did the puffle cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What did the banana say when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
April Fools Day 2011
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!
How does a penguin make ice cream?
With its flippers!
Why do some birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
How do you warm up a cold wall?
You give it a second coat!
What bird tells the best jokes?
A comedi-hen!
What does a banana say when you stop on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish!
Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Earth Day Party 2011
How do trees get onto the internet?
They just log in!
Why do potatoes make great secret agents?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do you get if you cross a shark with a flower?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
What’s black and yellow and goes zzub zzub zubb?
A bee flying backwards!
Why is a garden like a story?
Because they both have plots!
What’s the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek!
How does a tree count?
One, two tree!
Why do bees hum?
BEcause they don’t know the words!
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a garden?
Because corns have ears…potatoes have eyes…and the beanstalk!
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi to be with!
Medieval Party 2011
How can you tell if there’s a dragon in your closet?
Because the door won’t close!
What do you do with a blue dragon?
Try to cheer her up!
What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
The middle of the knight!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
Why was the queen’s room flooded?
Because she ‘reigned’ for many years!
What do you call a knight who’s afraid to joust?
Sir Render!
What’s big and scary and wears sunglasses?
A dragon on holiday!
What does Sir Lancelot use to see in the dark?
His knight-light!
Music Jam 2011
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
What type of music are ballons scared of?
Pop music!
What is the loudest pet?
The trum-pet!
What food is best for making music?
A good beet!
What makes music on your head?
A head-band!
How is playing Bean Counters like making music?
If you don’t C-sharp you’re gonna B-flat!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna-fish!
What is the most musical bone?
The trom-bone!
Where’s the best place to play an eleastic guitar?
In a rubber band!
Adventure Party 2011
What do pirates say when they’re scared?
Quiver me timbers!
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!
What does a sea monster eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!
Why did the captain grab a bar of soap when his ship sank?
To help him wash ashore!
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What is a pirate’s favorite fish?
A goldfish!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay… …they would be called bagels!
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
Where do you find cold pirates?
In the aaaaaarrrrctic!
What did the sea say to the mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
Great Snow Race 2011
What’s a polar bear’s favorite food?
Brr-grrs!
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!
What did the mountain climber name their puffle?
Cliff!
What do mountains say when they’re not joking?
Snow joke!
Why are mountains so good at hide and seek?
They peak!
What books do climbers like best?
Cliff-hangers!
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll!
What music do mountains like most?
Rock!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow banks!
Where do you find cold pirates?
In the aaaaaarrrrctic!
What falls but doesn’t get hurt?
Snow!
The Fair 2011
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why are cars lazy?
Because their wheels are always tired!
What’s black and white and jumps a lot?
A penguin with hiccups!
What’s a cat’s favorite summer treat?
A mice cream cone!
Want to hear a good joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy!
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
He was feeling funny!
Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!
What did the banana say…when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the moo-vies!
Halloween Party 2011
What do monsters use in their hair?
Scare spray!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos!
What do ghosts have in their coffee?
Scream and sugar!
What do ghosts wear to parties?
A boo-tie!
What’s a ghost’s favorite treat?
Ice-scream!
What monster likes to dance the most?
The Boogieman!
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
Card-Jitsu Party 2011
What did the ninja say when he saw a volcano?
Holy smoke
Why did Sensei jump in the lake?
Because he wanted to test the waters!
What goes up when rain comes down?
Umbrellas!
What part of Sensei disappears when he stands up?
His lap!
What’s as big as Sensei but doesn’t weigh anything?
His shadow!
What did the Fire Ninja say to the volcano?
Have a lava-ly day!
What is the best kind of water to dance on?
Tap water!
Why did the ninja pour water over Sensei?
He wanted to make a big splash!
Holiday Party 2011
What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What do you call a giant yeti?
Nothing, you just run away!
What hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What carol do monkeys sing?
Jungle Bells!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
Underwater Expedition 2012
What did the crab say to the fish?
Click click clickety click
Get it?
What did the fish say to the crab?
Long tide, no sea!
What do fish get when they graduate school?
A deep-loma!
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you!
What fish is most valuable?
A goldfish!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Rockhopper’s Quest 2012
What is a pirates favorite food?
BARRRRbeque!
How much does it cost for a pirate to get earrings?
A buck-an-ear!
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
Eight pirates!
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRR!
What does a backwards pirate say?
RRRRRA!
What do pirates wear when it’s cold?
They wear pARRkas!
What do pirates say when their ships get stuck in ice?
Shiver me timbers!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Puffle Party 2012
Why did the penguin put oil on the puffle?
It was squeaking!
What do you call a puffle with a cold?
A snuffle!
Why did the puffle cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
What do you call a puffle in space?
Lost!
How do puffles like their dinner?
O Berry well!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What is the coldest part of the Antarctic?
A penguin’s flippers!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
How do puffles eat spaghetti?
With their mouths!
April Fools Day Party 2012
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!
Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish!
Why do some birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
How do you warm up a cold wall?
You give it a second coat!
What bird tells the best jokes?
A comedi-hen!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What does a banana say when you step on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
How does a penguin make ice cream?
With its flippers!
Earth Day Party 2012
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
How does a porcupine play leap-frog?
Very carefully!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
What’s the difference between a wet day and a lion with a splinter?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away!
What time is it when an polar bear sits on your igloo?
Time to get a new igloo!
What do call a bear with no ears?
B!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Medieval Party 2012
What’s scary and wears sunglasses?
A dragon on holiday!
How can you tell if there’s a dragon in your closet?
Because the door won’t close!
What do you do with a blue dragon?
Try to cheer her up!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
Why was the queen’s room flooded?
Because she ‘reigned’ for many years!
What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
The middle of the knight!
What do you call a knight who’s afraid to joust?
Sir Render!
What does Sir Lancelot use to see in the dark?
His knight-light!
Marvel Superhero Takeover 2012
What is a Super Hero’s favorite meal?
A hero sandwich!
What did Squidzoid drive to the bank?
An ARMored car!
Why did the super villain have no friends?
Even his breath was bad!
What did the Super Hero say about the falling airplane?
Excuse me, I have to catch a flight!
What did Squidzoid do when he got to the bank?
ARMED robbery!
What do you call a hero with soup on his cape?
A soup-er hero!
How many villains does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! They like the dark!
What is a super villain’s favorite part of a joke?
The ‘punch’ line!
What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
What did the banana say when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
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Information On Famous Penguins

Cadence, also known as DJ K-Dance or DJ Cadence (pronounced dee jay kay-dense*), is a local Club Penguin DJ and a great dancer. She is a peach-colored penguin who has purple hair with pink tufts, green-sided black headphones, a pink and yellow scarf, a pair of pink and yellow wristbands, black eyelashes, along with black and white shoes. She seems to be very polite. She's a more modern penguin proved by her saying "lol" and "EPIC FAIL". She does not have any body items, however. She first appeared in the Club Penguin Times when there was a tour about the Night Club. Her favorite phrase is, "It's time to dance!". She likes to call herself the "Dance Machine". Like Rockhopper, the Penguin Band, Gary,Rookie, and Aunt Arctic, she waddles around Club Penguin Islandgiving out a free background. Cadence is part of the team that made the Dance-A-Thon party. She made a brand new game called Dance Contest. She is the only penguin but Stompin' Bob that can equip two hand items: her boom box and her wristbands. Cadence is one of the only famous female penguins on Club Penguin other thanAunt Arctic and PH. She seems to like sugar, since she continuously screams "GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE!" or "ICE CREAM" OR "SUGAR RUSH!". She loves to dance with penguins.Penguins using a cheating device such as WPE Pro can get her hair, wristbands, scarf and shoes, but this is cheating, which is against the rules and will most likely result in a ban. She shows up in the Dance Contest game. When she asks what difficulty you want, you can click on her to get to Expert Mode, which is really hard. You'd have to be pretty good at Dance Contest to do well on the expert level. Cadence has a Purple Puffle named Lolz,[1] first seen at the Puffle Party 2011. She is the most likely famous penguin that would talk to you.


Sensei, (Japanese: 先生 - Teacher) (Chinese: 先生 - Mister) (formerly known as ?????? before the Card-Jitsu game and Dojo Courtyard were released) is a penguin prophet that first appeared digging out the Dojo when it got severely damaged by lightning, claiming to have returned from "a long journey." He used to be seen at the Dojo Exterior, but now he can be found inside the Dojo, sitting on the cushion next to the variable-color pot. He wears the colorGray, which is not currently available to players. Sensei appears to be an old Penguin. He has a White Beard, thick white eyebrows, and a traditional Japanese straw hat. Sensei refers new ninjas or students as 'grasshoppers.' Sensei is Japanese, so in Japanese he is a foreigner, or as they say in Japanese "Gui Jin." No one knew he was going to be a character. He is the oldest penguin in Club Penguin.


Rockhopper, (more commonly known as RH or Captain Rockhopper) is a friendly pirate and a sailor who regularly sails toClub Penguin Island mostly after his ship, The Migrator. He is always accompanied by his Red Puffle, Yarr. You can also get aRockhopper stamp for being in the same room as him. His ship is only docked at the Beach on special Club Penguin parties or events. He keeps a journal of his adventures, and sells rare items brought over from Rockhopper Island. When he comes to Club Penguin Island, he gives away a free item and sells other items to memberpenguins in the Rockhopper's Rare Items catalog. The catalogincludes items such as pirate hats, telescopes, backgrounds, etc.Penguins can sometimes see Rockhopper in random places in random servers whenever he docks at the Beach on Club Penguin Island [1]. Rockhopper's favorite Club Penguin game is Mancala. Players can receive a free gift from Rockhopper by clicking what is usually the "Add Buddy" icon on his Player Card. This free gift was an Eyepatch before 2007. After that, it was a giveaway background with his autograph. He and Aunt Arctic tie as the 3rd Mascot you can add to your buddy list. Rockhopper hosted Rockhopper's Questin February 2012.


Aunt Arctic, is the news reporter and editor-in-chief for theNewspaper on Club Penguin Island, the Penguin Times. She is responsible for keeping all Penguins around the Island informed about the weekly news. She is such a skillful writer that she even has her own advice column, "Ask Aunt Arctic", where she makes it her duty to answer any troubling questions her fellow penguins might have. Any penguin can submit his or her question to Aunt Arctic for a chance at submission. She is a key character in Mission #1, in which she had lost her green and purple puffles that needed to be returned. She owned a Purple Puffle before they were available in thePet Shop and available to penguins. She did not appear on the island until the Penguin Play Awards.



Aunt Arctic
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Information
Full NameAunt Arctic
SpeciesPenguin
PositionWriter for the Club Penguin Times
AppearedAs a Club Penguin Times writer
ColorGreen
Clothes ItemsGlasses, Hat
Related ToNone
Friends WithGary the Gadget Guy,Sensei,Rockhopper,Cadence, everyone!
Meetable Character?Yes
Sensei
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Information
Full NameSensei
SpeciesPenguin
PositionTeaches the way ofNinja at the Dojo, Fire Dojo and Water Dojo
AppearedOn many occasions while visiting theIsland and Never Wake a Sleeping Sensei
ColorGray from Bait Items
Clothes ItemsStraw Hat (Bait)
White Beard (Bait),Simple Walking Stick(Seen wearing in photos)
During the building of the Fire Dojo he woreSensei's Fire Suitand during the building of the Water Dojo he wore a Water Suit. In the upcoming building of the Snow Dojo, He will wear Sensei's Snow Suit.
He was also seendigging the Dojo out with a shovel.
Amulet (seen during the Party on his avatar and player card)
Related ToPossiblyRockhopper.
Friends WithNinjas, Aunt Arctictried to teach Card-Jitsu to Rockhopper, You (If you add him),The Four Ninjas
Meetable Character?Yes

Cadence
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Information
Full NameDJ Cadence
SpeciesPenguin
PositionNight Club DJ
AppearedTour of the Night Club
Host of Dance Contest
Fashion Show
ColorPeach
Clothes ItemsDiva Scarf (Bait)
The Diva (Bait)
Dancing Shoes (Bait)
Bangles (Bait)Boombox (Not Bait)
Related ToLolz
Friends WithEverybody
Meetable Character?Yes
Rockhopper
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Information
Full NameCaptain Rockhopper
SpeciesPenguin
PositionCaptain of theMigrator
AppearedThrough the telescope at theBeacon, on his many visits, Best Seat In The House
ColorRed
Clothes ItemsPirate hat (Bait)
Black Beard (Bait)
Migrator Mascot Body(Sometimes)
Related ToPossibly Sensei
Friends WithYarr
Bambadee
Penguins
Aunt Arctic
Gary
Sensei
You (if you add him)
Meetable Character?Yes
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Unused Free Club Penguin Codes

In the chart below, you’ll find all of the Club Penguin Codes that have been released by Club Penguin over the last few years. These codes are basically unused for everyone. Also, all of these Club Penguin Codes should be working as good as new to this date.
(If you’re looking for codes that unlock the treasure book, please purchase a toy from a retail store and enter the code found on a toy.)
The Club Penguin Codes: 
CODEUNLOCKED ITEMRELEASED
 DECNLR10 500 Coins December 2010
 JUNNLR11 500 Coins June 2011
 D23EXP11 Green Jacket August 2011
 FREEHOOD Purple Hoodie September 2011
 PUMPKIN1 Pumpkin Head October 2011
 MMCODE11 500 Coins December 2011
 MMCODE12 Guitar Shirt December 2011
 MMCODE13 2500 Coins December 2011
 Together 500 Coins February 2012
 Bigwhite 500 Coins February 2012
 shrimp64 500 Coins February 2012
 J6YELLOW 500 Coins March 2012
 HADDOCK7 500 Coins March 2012
 ARCTIC20 500 Coins March 2012
 DRILLOFF 500 Coins April 2012
 EPFRULES 500 Coins April 2012
 REDBEARS 500 Coins April 2012
 HPHONES1 Puffle Headphones April 2012
 UFOMASKE Celadon Alien Mask April 2012
 UFOANZUG Celadon Alien Costume April 2012
 EPFAGENT Stealth Tracker May 2012
 3caramel 500 Coins May 2012
 Jazzjake 500 Coins May 2012
 Lovesnow 500 Coins May 2012
 JAPANTEA 500 Coins June 2012
 74YELLOW 500 Coins June 2012
 DARKSTAR 500 Coins June 2012
 *DJUBILEE King’s Crown June 2012
* – Indicates the latest code that was released by Club Penguin.
If there are any Club Penguin Codes missing, or if one does not work, please do not hesitate to contact us at: support(@)clubpenguiners(.)com (when emailing, remove the brackets, ( )’s).
The Club Penguin Codes in the chart above have been sorted by the time of release. The old ones are at the top of the list, while the newer codes are at the bottom of the list.

Pictures

Below are some pictures of the items you can unlock by entering in the Club Penguin Codes found above. These pictures are evidence that our Club Penguin Codes list is legit, and we are not here to fool penguins from all around the world.
500 Coins - Multiple codes
Green Jacket - D23EXP11
Purple Hoodie - FREEHOOD
Pumpkin Head - PUMPKIN1
Guitar Shirt - MMCODE12
2500 Coins - MMCODE13
Puffle Headphones - HPHONES1
Celadon Alien Mask - UFOMASKE

Celadon Alien Costume - UFOANZUG
Stealth Tracker - EPFAGENT
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