Wilderness Expedition 2011
Why are igloos round?
So that puffles can’t hide in the corners!
So that puffles can’t hide in the corners!
What can jump higher than a mountain?
Everything because mountains can’t jump!
Everything because mountains can’t jump!
What’s black and white…and black and white…and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
A penguin rolling down a hill!
Which is the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest!
Mount Ever-rest!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Lost!
What do scared pebbles want the most?
To become a little boulder!
To become a little boulder!
How do you get out of the Forest?
Make like a tree and leaf!
Make like a tree and leaf!
What did the mountain climber name their puffle?
Cliff!
Cliff!
What books do climbers like best?
Cliff-hangers!
Cliff-hangers!
Puffle Party 2011
What do you call a puffle in the desert?
Lost!
Lost!
What is the coldest part of the Antarctic?
A penguins flippers!
A penguins flippers!
How do puffles like their dinner?
O Berry well!
O Berry well!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
A trum-pet!
What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate?
Truffles!
Truffles!
What do you call a puffle with a cold?
A snuffle!
A snuffle!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Jellyfish!
What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
A puffle with hiccups!
Why did the puffle cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
To get to the other slide!
What did the banana say when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
April Fools Day 2011
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!
To the dock!
How does a penguin make ice cream?
With its flippers!
With its flippers!
Why do some birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
Because it’s too far to walk!
How do you warm up a cold wall?
You give it a second coat!
You give it a second coat!
What bird tells the best jokes?
A comedi-hen!
A comedi-hen!
What does a banana say when you stop on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish!
Starfish!
Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!
Because they’re so corny!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Jellyfish!
Earth Day Party 2011
How do trees get onto the internet?
They just log in!
They just log in!
Why do potatoes make great secret agents?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do you get if you cross a shark with a flower?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
What’s black and yellow and goes zzub zzub zubb?
A bee flying backwards!
A bee flying backwards!
Why is a garden like a story?
Because they both have plots!
Because they both have plots!
What’s the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek!
A leek!
How does a tree count?
One, two tree!
One, two tree!
Why do bees hum?
BEcause they don’t know the words!
BEcause they don’t know the words!
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
A jelly bean!
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it!
Because a B comes after it!
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a garden?
Because corns have ears…potatoes have eyes…and the beanstalk!
Because corns have ears…potatoes have eyes…and the beanstalk!
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi to be with!
Because he was a fun-gi to be with!
Medieval Party 2011
How can you tell if there’s a dragon in your closet?
Because the door won’t close!
Because the door won’t close!
What do you do with a blue dragon?
Try to cheer her up!
Try to cheer her up!
What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
The middle of the knight!
The middle of the knight!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
So they can fight knights!
Why was the queen’s room flooded?
Because she ‘reigned’ for many years!
Because she ‘reigned’ for many years!
What do you call a knight who’s afraid to joust?
Sir Render!
Sir Render!
What’s big and scary and wears sunglasses?
A dragon on holiday!
A dragon on holiday!
What does Sir Lancelot use to see in the dark?
His knight-light!
His knight-light!
Music Jam 2011
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
With a tuba toothpaste!
How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
You take away their chairs!
What type of music are ballons scared of?
Pop music!
Pop music!
What is the loudest pet?
The trum-pet!
The trum-pet!
What food is best for making music?
A good beet!
A good beet!
What makes music on your head?
A head-band!
A head-band!
How is playing Bean Counters like making music?
If you don’t C-sharp you’re gonna B-flat!
If you don’t C-sharp you’re gonna B-flat!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna-fish!
You can’t tuna-fish!
What is the most musical bone?
The trom-bone!
The trom-bone!
Where’s the best place to play an eleastic guitar?
In a rubber band!
In a rubber band!
Adventure Party 2011
What do pirates say when they’re scared?
Quiver me timbers!
Quiver me timbers!
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!
To the dock!
What does a sea monster eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Why did the captain grab a bar of soap when his ship sank?
To help him wash ashore!
To help him wash ashore!
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
To get to the other tide!
What is a pirate’s favorite fish?
A goldfish!
A goldfish!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay… …they would be called bagels!
Because if they lived by the bay… …they would be called bagels!
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
I-tentacle twins!
Where do you find cold pirates?
In the aaaaaarrrrctic!
In the aaaaaarrrrctic!
What did the sea say to the mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
Nothing, it just waved!
Great Snow Race 2011
What’s a polar bear’s favorite food?
Brr-grrs!
Brr-grrs!
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!
A confused snowflake!
What did the mountain climber name their puffle?
Cliff!
Cliff!
What do mountains say when they’re not joking?
Snow joke!
Snow joke!
Why are mountains so good at hide and seek?
They peak!
They peak!
What books do climbers like best?
Cliff-hangers!
Cliff-hangers!
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll!
The North Poll!
What music do mountains like most?
Rock!
Rock!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow banks!
In snow banks!
Where do you find cold pirates?
In the aaaaaarrrrctic!
In the aaaaaarrrrctic!
What falls but doesn’t get hurt?
Snow!
Snow!
The Fair 2011
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why are cars lazy?
Because their wheels are always tired!
Because their wheels are always tired!
What’s black and white and jumps a lot?
A penguin with hiccups!
A penguin with hiccups!
What’s a cat’s favorite summer treat?
A mice cream cone!
A mice cream cone!
Want to hear a good joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy!
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy!
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
He was feeling funny!
He was feeling funny!
Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!
Because they’re so corny!
What did the banana say…when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the moo-vies!
Because it wanted to go to the moo-vies!
Halloween Party 2011
What do monsters use in their hair?
Scare spray!
Scare spray!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!
Tweets!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos!
Boo boos!
What do ghosts have in their coffee?
Scream and sugar!
Scream and sugar!
What do ghosts wear to parties?
A boo-tie!
A boo-tie!
What’s a ghost’s favorite treat?
Ice-scream!
Ice-scream!
What monster likes to dance the most?
The Boogieman!
The Boogieman!
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
He was all wound up!
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
At the ghost-ery store!
Card-Jitsu Party 2011
What did the ninja say when he saw a volcano?
Holy smoke
Holy smoke
Why did Sensei jump in the lake?
Because he wanted to test the waters!
Because he wanted to test the waters!
What goes up when rain comes down?
Umbrellas!
Umbrellas!
What part of Sensei disappears when he stands up?
His lap!
His lap!
What’s as big as Sensei but doesn’t weigh anything?
His shadow!
His shadow!
What did the Fire Ninja say to the volcano?
Have a lava-ly day!
Have a lava-ly day!
What is the best kind of water to dance on?
Tap water!
Tap water!
Why did the ninja pour water over Sensei?
He wanted to make a big splash!
He wanted to make a big splash!
Holiday Party 2011
What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards!
Santa walking backwards!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
The elf-abet!
What do you call a giant yeti?
Nothing, you just run away!
Nothing, you just run away!
What hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
A mince spy!
What carol do monkeys sing?
Jungle Bells!
Jungle Bells!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
So he can ho ho ho!
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake!
A confused snowflake!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
Do you smell carrots?
Underwater Expedition 2012
What did the crab say to the fish?
Click click clickety click
Get it?
Click click clickety click
Get it?
What did the fish say to the crab?
Long tide, no sea!
Long tide, no sea!
What do fish get when they graduate school?
A deep-loma!
A deep-loma!
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
They live in schools!
What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you!
Have someone throw it to you!
What fish is most valuable?
A goldfish!
A goldfish!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
If they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
To get to the other tide!
Rockhopper’s Quest 2012
What is a pirates favorite food?
BARRRRbeque!
BARRRRbeque!
How much does it cost for a pirate to get earrings?
A buck-an-ear!
A buck-an-ear!
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
Eight pirates!
Eight pirates!
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRR!
They just ARRRR!
What does a backwards pirate say?
RRRRRA!
RRRRRA!
What do pirates wear when it’s cold?
They wear pARRkas!
They wear pARRkas!
What do pirates say when their ships get stuck in ice?
Shiver me timbers!
Shiver me timbers!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Because they spend years at C!
Puffle Party 2012
Why did the penguin put oil on the puffle?
It was squeaking!
It was squeaking!
What do you call a puffle with a cold?
A snuffle!
A snuffle!
Why did the puffle cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
To get to the other slide!
What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
A puffle with hiccups!
What do you call a puffle in space?
Lost!
Lost!
How do puffles like their dinner?
O Berry well!
O Berry well!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Jellyfish!
What is the coldest part of the Antarctic?
A penguin’s flippers!
A penguin’s flippers!
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
A trum-pet!
How do puffles eat spaghetti?
With their mouths!
With their mouths!
April Fools Day Party 2012
Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!
To the dock!
Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!
Because they’re so corny!
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?
Starfish!
Starfish!
Why do some birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
Because it’s too far to walk!
How do you warm up a cold wall?
You give it a second coat!
You give it a second coat!
What bird tells the best jokes?
A comedi-hen!
A comedi-hen!
What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Jellyfish!
What does a banana say when you step on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
How does a penguin make ice cream?
With its flippers!
With its flippers!
Earth Day Party 2012
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck!
Stuck!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
How does a porcupine play leap-frog?
Very carefully!
Very carefully!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
Plenty of room!
What’s the difference between a wet day and a lion with a splinter?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away!
He gets toad away!
What time is it when an polar bear sits on your igloo?
Time to get a new igloo!
Time to get a new igloo!
What do call a bear with no ears?
B!
B!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Swimming trunks!
Medieval Party 2012
What’s scary and wears sunglasses?
A dragon on holiday!
A dragon on holiday!
How can you tell if there’s a dragon in your closet?
Because the door won’t close!
Because the door won’t close!
What do you do with a blue dragon?
Try to cheer her up!
Try to cheer her up!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
So they can fight knights!
Why was the queen’s room flooded?
Because she ‘reigned’ for many years!
Because she ‘reigned’ for many years!
What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
The middle of the knight!
The middle of the knight!
What do you call a knight who’s afraid to joust?
Sir Render!
Sir Render!
What does Sir Lancelot use to see in the dark?
His knight-light!
His knight-light!
Marvel Superhero Takeover 2012
What is a Super Hero’s favorite meal?
A hero sandwich!
A hero sandwich!
What did Squidzoid drive to the bank?
An ARMored car!
An ARMored car!
Why did the super villain have no friends?
Even his breath was bad!
Even his breath was bad!
What did the Super Hero say about the falling airplane?
Excuse me, I have to catch a flight!
Excuse me, I have to catch a flight!
What did Squidzoid do when he got to the bank?
ARMED robbery!
ARMED robbery!
What do you call a hero with soup on his cape?
A soup-er hero!
A soup-er hero!
How many villains does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! They like the dark!
None! They like the dark!
What is a super villain’s favorite part of a joke?
The ‘punch’ line!
The ‘punch’ line!
What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
A puffle with hiccups!
What did the banana say when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
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